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Zach Drucker and Chris Poldoian | Bad Samaritans

It seems like the Stan Lees, Frank Millers and even Charles Schulzes of the world compose their visual masterpieces with the intent of producing storyboards that translate into epic blockbusters. Ever since "Superman" (1978) lit up the silver screen, movies based on comic books and graphic novels have been some of the most and well-renowned blockbusters in popular culture. With the release of last summer's "The Dark Knight" (2008), last weekend's "Watchmen" (2009) and the prospective releases of about nine other comic book movies this year, we decided to dissect the components needed for mating a successful and worthy film adaptation of a comic book.


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Tupac's latest lacks energy

The newest album from Tupac Shakur, the Elvis of Generation X, is a mere phantom of the rap legend's former work. Forget all those bogus sightings and conspiracy theories: Tupac's latest of many posthumous releases, "One Nation," is conclusive proof that the rapper is six feet under. Featuring hip-hop "supergroup" Boot Camp Clik, this album would never have seen the light of day under Pac's discerning eye. Its tracks are uncharacteristic of the artist's usual West Coast thug love, preaching unity between coasts and the "one nation" of hip hop. To understand the strange theme of the album and the reason it took 13 years to complete, one must rewind to 1996.


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Latest installment of 'Futurama' brings closure

"When a love comes to an end," Oscar Wilde once said, "weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve." Fans of "Futurama," which aired on Fox from 1999 to 2003, had ample time to prepare for the end, but many never found a replacement show or never got over its untimely cancellation. After five seasons, Fox pulled the plug. Since then, however, the show's heartbroken fans have obsessively bought the seasons on DVD, convincing Comedy Central (the company that owns the show's syndication rights) to commission a series of four direct-to-DVD feature-length films, of which "Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder" (2009) is the last.


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3Ps brings absurdist play to Balch Arena

The Pen, Paint, and Pretzels' spring minor production of "The Garden Party" embraces the circular arguments and absurdist nature of the original production. Among snippets of humor and a cascade of superficial disagreements, the political context of communist Czechoslovakia in the '60s is laid bare on stage.


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Street Fighter' doesn't stand a fighting chance

It is not easy to critique "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li" without feeling bad for it; it's like reviewing a four-year-old's drawing of his family. This movie is so terrible that it's not "so bad it's good." It's so bad that it goes past good, past bad, and to "arranging the contents of a trash can would have been a better use of two hours."





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Latest Madea film is forced and generic

    The latest installment of writer/director/actor Tyler Perry's Madea movies continues his now-familiar formula: a feel-good melodrama using Madea as comic relief. Perry's films certainly succeed as light, mildly amusing entertainment (and each are a good 90 minute distraction from midterms). If viewers loved the past movies in this series, then they should watch "Madea Goes To Jail."  But if viewers are interested in anything besides an extremely generic Perry movie, then they should avoid this new film at all costs.     In this installment, Perry reprises the role of Madea, a troublemaking but loveable grandma whose antics have caught the attention of two prosecutors. Although Madea initially avoids jail, her anger management issues eventually catch up with her and help land her in the slammer. Meanwhile, the prosecutors, Joshua (played by Derek Luke) and Linda (Ion Overman), attempt to assist Joshua's old friend Candy (Keshia Knight Pulliam), a prostitute whom Joshua wants to help break away from the streets.     The flaws in this movie become obvious as soon as the terribly constructed plot gets underway. Do not be fooled by the title; this is not a movie about Madea or about Madea in jail. Instead, the film jumps back and forth between the unhappy prosecutors and their drama and the zany high jinks of Madea.     These plots don't intertwine until the end, which strongly undercuts the movie's foundation. Most of the time, it is unclear what is going to happen next, not because the movie has unpredictable twists (it doesn't), but because everything feels so unrelated; it's like Perry took discarded lines from his previous movies and pasted everything together.     These deep-rooted flaws could have been avoided if the movie had more interesting, dynamic characters. Unfortunately, Perry's Madea shines in only one small scene, during a cameo by Dr. Phil. Otherwise, she remains exactly the same as in the previous movies. Perry must have decided that any attempt at character development would somehow hurt his series, because Madea encounters nothing that challenges her in any way. As a result, any scene with her in it features Madea either doing something zany or getting congratulated for doing something zany.     The prosecutors' storyline has slightly more promise, but still ultimately fails. For the most part, the characters and their lines are one-dimensional, unbelievable and do not give the audience any reason to care about the ensuing comedy and drama.     There are moments when the actors almost break free of their wooden roles and show real emotion, though. Luke and Overman especially try to capture the drama of their traumatic past that slowly comes to light over the course of the movie, and with a little more help from a less predictable script, they might have succeeded.     But despite their efforts, all attempts to discuss serious themes seem disingenuous because Perry does not seem interested in the real emotion that comes from fleshing out characters and plot. After all, that would involve telling a real story — one that would probably have both more drama and more humor.     Instead of portraying real people dealing with the aftermath of violence, Perry only offers props that seem to exist solely to drive home the movie's wholesome, happy little message. When "Madea" tries to be funny, it fails; when it tries to be melodramatic, it fails even more miserably; and when it tries to instill a lesson behind everything, it topples over into a poorly made mess.     But none of these problems matter to Perry, and who can blame him? He has found a formula that gets him money and an audience, and his feel-good, zany Madea movies are not any worse than anything else coming out of Hollywood. The trouble is, they aren't any better, either.


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Vegetarians do it with unclogged arteries

She tosses her head, her shiny dark hair streaming down her back as she lets her silk robe fall to the floor. She's dressed to impress in black lingerie and garter stockings, and it's clear she's ready to go and get what she wants. Seductively, she licks her lips and starts to slink toward the object of her affection — a pumpkin.


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Aidekman Arts Center shows documentary 'Tokyo Streets'

Japanese fashion is characterized by eccentric individuality. Most Americans instantly recognize vibrant colors, over-the-top aesthetic qualities and what can only be called "uniqueness" as characteristic of young Japanese fashion. Yet beyond this mainstream conception, there is much of Japanese culture and fashion that remains to be explored.



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Top Ten | Artists Who Should Release Posthumous Material

On Feb. 24, in collaboration with Boot Camp Clik, (allegedly) deceased rapper Tupac Shakur released "One Nation." Is he actually dead or just hiding out in Mexico, plotting an epic comeback? Anyway, in honor of this (supposedly) posthumous material, we've come up with a list of dead artists we'd like to see release some new stuff. Because if Pac can do it, why can't they? 10. Alfred Hitchcock: We at the Daily Arts Department can't deny that we love movies, but we also have to admit that we've been seeing a lot of crap hitting the silver screen lately. All we ask is that Freddy return and give us another masterfully suspenseful thriller to make us feel better after hearing that the Miley Cyrus concert movie netted $13 million during its opening weekend. 9. Humphrey Bogart: Few men this talented exist in Hollywood today, and that's a pity. Humphrey epitomized the classy actor, and maybe if he were still around, we'd get some thoughtful mysteries or timeless romances. Here's lookin' at you, kid. 8. Elvis: There's something a little less than dignified about dying on the toilet. First off, folks are bound to make jokes about "The King" kicking the bucket on a "porcelain throne." But don't you worry, Elvis, we know that you would've gotten your life together had you survived drug addiction and declining health. Heck, you probably could've brought rockabilly into the ‘80s, and who wouldn't have loved that? 7. ee cummings: lowercase       letters     are so in       style    so is odd spacing and lack            of punctuation 6. Marilyn Monroe: It's sad that someone so beautiful died so tragically. And okay, maybe she wasn't that great of an actress, but she kept gossip magazines interesting — nowadays, they only make women who look like her in the plastic surgery O.R. 5. Shel Silverstein: We admit that his poems are a little weird and creepy for children, but who cares as long as kids are reading? Plus, he encouraged children dying when they don't get what they want ("Little Abigail and the Beautiful Pony"), so as long as we're on the receiving end from our parents, he's okay with us. 4. Kurt Vonnegut: As Vonnegut proved, you can't have "slaughter" without "laughter." Maybe if he were still around, we could find more to laugh at in our grim and often too-serious world. So it goes. 3. Mozart: To classical music fans, he is one of the greatest composers ever. And even if you don't know anything about classical music, you've definitely heard of him and can probably identify one or two of his melodies. The fact that his is still a household name shows that he's still got it. Although "it," in this case, could have been rheumatic fever... 2. Jimi Hendrix: Not only did this "Voodoo Child" play a right-handed guitar lefty, he also managed to be one of the greatest rock performers of all time, despite (or perhaps because of) a "Purple Haze" of LSD. If he hadn't choked on his own vomit at the age of 27, which is like postulating "If 6 were 9…" if we're talking hypotheticals, we wouldn't have to "Wait Until Tomorrow" for a "New Rising Sun" of phenomenal rock. 1. Shakespeare: The man who brought us angst-ridden teenagers and a psychotic man out to get revenge for his mother's death has provided so much inspiration for Hollywood. Think about it... "O" (2001), "Ten Things I Hate About You" (1999) and countless others are based on his plays. Wouldn't it be nice to get some new material? Maybe he can write us some sonnets for the gay marriage ceremonies, or another play based on what really happened between him and Sir Francis Bacon...


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Mikey Goralnik | Paint the Town Brown

In the past, I've voiced my ruthless contempt for Hugh Grant, who is the single most annoying person in film not named Ben Stiller. However, I'll have it known that close behind him on my Hollywood hit list is John Cusack, who is every bit as sniveling and charmingly, pathetically puppy-like as his British counterpart, but who nonetheless has one redeeming achievement: "High Fidelity" (2000).


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From the Office of the Tufts Daily

 Dear Fabolous,     What's a tactful way to say this? Maybe: "Sit the next few plays out, bud?" We caught wind of the 500 pounds of sweet, sweet herb in the locked compartment of your bus, and admittedly, you weren't actually on the bus when the goods were found, but both drivers arrested implicated you. And sure, their stories might be a little hazy, but come on, with all that weed on hand, they could have gotten curious, and who would've noticed the difference? This isn't exactly looking great for... wait a second... 500 pounds?     Are you freaking kidding? By Arts Department calculations (and we promise you, we're good at math, really), that's roughly enough ganja to stay baked for the next 1,000 years. So, Fab, that couldn't have all been for you, now could it? Ugly legal phrases like "felony possession" and "intent to distribute" start to spring to mind, and that's just a serious buzz kill.     Listen, we understand that peer pressure can be tough. After all, many of today's most successful rappers have built their careers around songs about the drug deals of their respective pasts. Just look at 50 Cent, who was dealing at the age of 12, and Jay-Z, who only quit selling the rock when Roc-A-Fella began selling records.     Fabolous, the cops are leaving you alone for now, but what about next time? We think you should keep a low profile for a while, and consider moving down to sub-felony levels of possession. If you can't just say no, you could always come hang out in Massachusetts, where you'll only get a $100 fine as long as you only have under an ounce.     And maybe, you know, if you feel like it, you could drop by Spring Fling. Keep it real, The Daily Arts Department


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Miss March' stars talk to the Daily about making the move from sketch comedy to film

                    The Daily recently sat down with Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger of the popular New York City-based sketch comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U' Know (WKUK) to discuss their film, "Miss March," scheduled to release on March 13. The movie's plot centers around Eugene (played by Cregger), who wakes up in a hospital to find that he has been in a 4-year coma since prom night. His sex-crazed best friend Tucker (Moore) reveals that Eugene's virginal girlfriend is now the centerfold for Playboy. The film follows the two on an outrageous road trip to the Playboy Mansion to try to win back Eugene's girlfriend's heart and integrity. In expected WKUK humor, characters such as Horsedick.MPEG, a mega-star rapper, enrich the comedic experience. Lorrayne Shen: What was the biggest jump from sketch comedy to making a feature-length movie? Trevor Moore: The writing process was probably the most different … When you're doing a sketch, sketch is really the perfect medium for comedy because you take a subject, jump in with your best eight or nine jokes and leave. You don't have to segue; you don't have to really care about character development or anything. So, when you're doing a movie, there's this whole different dimension to think about — which is, you know, people are going to spend 90 minutes with these characters, [and] they have to like them. So you have to make sure that these characters have something [where] the audience can empathize with them, that the characters grow throughout the film and that each scene isn't just a tangent to get a laugh out of the audience — that it actually pushes forward the story or it pushes character development in some way. LS: If you were Playboy centerfolds, what would you include in your bio? Zach Cregger: That I made a movie about Playboy and it was really weird. I like pizza. TM: I'm one of the only Playboy centerfolds to be male. LS: Tell me about the dynamic when meeting Hugh [Hefner] and being in the house. TM: It was cool. It was fun. We originally tried to do the movie without Playboy's involvement because when you're dealing with a company as iconic as that, you don't know how serious they will be about protecting their image. We had Robert Wagner playing Hefner, and he did an awesome job, but when we showed it at a test screening, the movie did great until the end when Wagner would come out, and there was just a disconnect with the audience. Hefner is an icon in his own right. ZC: You could hear the whole audience be like, "What?" TM: So we went to Playboy sort of with our tail between our legs, and they showed it to Hefner, and luckily he not only liked the movie but wanted to be in it. And he didn't really have any notes. He only had one question: "I notice you say a girl's ‘busted.' What does that mean?" and we're like, "Oh, it means she's not pretty." And he's like, "And kids will know what that'll mean?" And we're like, "… I think so." And he was like, "Alright, I'm fine with it!" And that was his only note. He was really cool; I mean, we had Sarah Jean Underwood, she was Playmate of the Year 2007, and she toured with us for a week and she was telling us Hef was really nervous about doing the movie and the whole day before was really going through his lines. It's the biggest speaking role he's had in a movie; there's a whole scene in the end that's crucial. It's kind of cool because he's like an 82-year-old guy — doesn't need to do this movie, you know. He's doing fine, financially. He really just did it to help us out. He came and was prepared and was really awesome. LS: How would you guys describe "Miss March?" ZC: It's a dark, disgusting movie that pushes itself as far as it can and disguises itself as a funny road trip movie — at least I hope. TM: [It's] a little different because we kind of actually wanted it to have a point and be about something. The original script that Fox gave us was about these two douche-y frat guys that just wanted to get laid. So we kind of changed them. The idea was that both of them had the same problem: They both put sex on a pedestal. But they have the problem from opposite sides of the spectrum. Eugene is terrified of sex and it's hurting his relationship because he can't take it to the next level. Tucker is obsessed with sex and what he believes is the Playboy image, and he has a girl that is probably perfect for him but he can't accept it because he doesn't think he's lived enough, that he has enough notches on his belt. So it's two opposite views on sex that are rooted in the same problem and those two characters finding a middle ground in the movie. Hopefully, because of that, we can take the jokes farther, a little more gross, a little more extreme, and the movie is not just an excuse to gross people out. Hopefully it grounds a lot of the crazy stuff. LS: Is there a WKUK movie in play? ZC: Yea, definitely. We're finishing a script for a WKUK movie. And that's really the reason that the other guys aren't in this movie. We kind of want to keep that brand sacred, and we didn't want people to think that this was a WKUK movie. Because that will have more of a feel of the show, that it's crazy and anything can happen, whereas this is more grounded in this movie. TM: So if people go see this movie, maybe we can make a WKUK movie. ZC: That should be the tagline. If you want a WKUK movie, you gotta suffer through this one. LS: Does anyone in your group serve as a sounding board, to say, "This can't work?" How does the writing process work? TM: I don't think there's any subject that's too sensitive as long as the spirit is right, as long as it's not malicious. A lot of time we'll talk about a lot of sensitive things, but a lot of times it comes with a sort of child-like wonder, a sort of innocence. And we tried to bring some of that into the movie. An example would be the Tucker character, who probably does the worst stuff of everybody. I mean, he stabs his girlfriend and watches a girl die and doesn't tell anybody. But you still sort of like him because he's oblivious to it all. He's in his 20s but he's still like a kid. The guy who's doing the worst stuff has to be the most innocent character. LS: I have an obscene amount of comedy troupes in my school, like twelve. What advice do you have for getting into the business? TM: Destroy and sabotage the other eleven troupes. There should only be one troupe. ZC: Yeah, we killed people. You have to kill people. And blow people! TM: Machiavelli.



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New MFA exhibit shows cultural tension

The Japanese art scene in the 1930s, known as the Showa era, was dominated by the rapid modernization and fierce materialism that ripped through Japan. After the fire of Tokyo in 1923, the government took advantage of the destruction to revolutionize the capital. Massive department stores and Western hotels were built, as the Japanese government focused on attracting international tourists for the first time. The fixation on Western capitalistic culture permeated the Showa era art, which reflects a tension between those who embraced the government's ambitious goals and those who opposed it.


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Posters spark discussion

Posters that were put up last week over an on-campus mural with messages that many interpreted as deriding the queer community have provoked just what the student who posted them wanted: discussion.


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Jonas Brothers' 3D new concert film targets (surprise) teen girls

The "Jonas Brothers: 3D Concert Experience" is pure pop crap, the kind a 13-year-old girl will love now but will forget in a few years (or months, if she's lucky). It has no lasting quality. Nevertheless, tweens and teens alike are sure to adore getting up-close and personal with the Jonas Brothers through a movie that makes them feel as if they had a front row seat to the Jonas Brothers' 2008 summer concert tour, "Burning Up."


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U2's latest release harkens back to the glory days but fails to create anything new

A new U2 release is always a momentous occasion. After five years without anything new from these Irish rockers, "No Line On The Horizon" hit shelves in North America yesterday. A bit of a departure from 2004's "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb," parts of this new record harken back to U2's '80s roots with soaring vocals, delay pedals and driving rhythms.