Zamboni goes too far
October 16I am writing this viewpoint to express my disappointment and disgust with the most recent issue of the Tufts magazine, the Zamboni. On page 12, alongside a disturbing list of suggestions on how to get "an STD the Fun Way," is a list of crude one-liners offered to help one get kicked out of various Tufts clubs and organizations. They were all meant as jokes. None of them, however, were remotely funny, many were inappropriate, and there was one I could not turn away from. The Zamboni suggested that to be kicked out of SSARA (Tufts Student Sexual Assault Response Assistance team) you should say, "with an outfit like that, you should have expected it." In other words, if a female were to call in after having been raped or sexually assaulted, the SSARA team member should blame it on her clothing. I understand the Zamboni thinks they are humor relief for Tufts, and I understand the value of comedy and humor to help relieve stress and tension. I even understand the role humor plays, when used appropriately and when matched with wit, in making valuable social commentary. What I do not understand is how any Tufts student could ever make a joke about rape or sexual assault. I fail to see how the female editor-in-chief of this magazine could be so undignified as to allow something so lowly to be published. And above all, I do not see how the Zamboni writers cannot see that, by simply joking about the idea that promiscuity merits rape, they are in fact condoning it. There is a commonly perpetuated notion that the way a woman dresses sometimes merits rape. The argument goes something along the lines of the following: she was dressed too seductively, the man was unable to control his sexual instincts, and therefore she brought it on herself. She was the action, and rape was the equal and opposite reaction. This is exactly the claim, albeit one made in jest, made by the Zamboni. Let me make something very clear. Rape is never something to be expected. There is simply no exception to this rule. Promiscuity does not excuse rape. The chances that a woman will be raped may increase with promiscuous dress, but that never makes it excusable or expected. To suggest otherwise is to excuse and therefore condone rape. It is that simple. A joke is still a form of suggestion. It seems the Zamboni has not grasped this concept, and that is consequently why the magazine is generally disregarded as offensive trash on campus. Their writers do not seem to understand that if you say something humorously, you are still saying it. Words still have value and meaning and can still have serious ramifications and implications. Humor walks a delicate line, and the Zamboni has crossed an offensive and serious one. When a joke that not only excuses rape but labels it as something to be expected under a given circumstance is financed and printed on this campus, I cannot turn a blind eye. Having spent the summer before last working in a rape crisis center, I am utterly dismayed to see the immensely damaging effects of rape and sexual assault, as well as the hard work of so many to counter it, made light of in one ignorant comment. To say the least, I would have expected much more from my peers. I plan to spend next semester in Washington, D.C. researching the challenges faced by the social field in dealing with rape and sexual assault, along with domestic violence. Perhaps I should begin my inquiry amongst my own peers here on campus. The fact that Tufts' funding is being used to publish such lowly and despicable commentary joking about legitimizing sexual assault is very disturbing. I ask the Zamboni issue an apology for its blatant insensitivity to any woman that has ever been raped because of the way she was dressed, and to the Tufts community for having the audacity to make the claim that it was excusable and to be expected. I would suggest the TCU Senate more closely monitor the Zamboni and use greater discretion when deciding upon its budget. I do not in any way mean to promote censorship. I do suggest funding be taken from something that drags Tufts down as a community and condones sexual assault through ignorant jokes, and instead be put towards something admirable. For those of you who are in the habit of regularly throwing the Zamboni where it belongs - in the trash - please take a minute of your day to send an e-mail to its writers asking them to explain how rape is ever something that belongs in a comedy journal, and ever something that anyone deserves.Ashley Samelson is a junior majoring in Political Science.