Kevin Criscione | Ill Literates
January 26Why should you read this column? Really, don't you have something better to do? Studying? Stalking your crush in Dewick while pretending to read some lame column in the Daily? Blabbering to your friends via Gchat about how that joke account retweeted a link to a Tumblr post linking to a Buzzfeed article about that Netflix show you love but procrastinated watching because you were on Facebook for four hours yesterday? Why read anything not directly related to coursework? You only get so many hours in a day.