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Ellie Lester is a sophomore studying sociology. Ellie can be reached at [email protected]

Best albums of 2022

Just in time for the end of 2022, our editors are revealing their top moments of culture for the year, from the films that rocked their worlds to the television shows that drew them in. For today’s ranking, arts editors Jack, Henry, Odessa and Ellie give their takes for the best albums of 2022. As […]

The Art of Good Soup: A hard soup to swallow

Good morrow, losers old and new. This is a little fireside chat, if you will. But instead of fire (like the literal kind … like FDR during the Great Depression core), we have fire roasted tomato soup (what they fed people during the Great Depression). We have that on absolutely no good authority … don’t […]

The Art of Good Soup: Souper grateful

You know the drill, babes. We’re back. After a brief hiatus, there were concerns that we were getting too close to the truth (the information police were after us (and by information police we mean our families (and by after us we mean we were home for Thanksgiving))).  Breaking news. Some girl just walked past […]

The Art of Good Soup: A souposium on good form

Nevada. Long ‘a’ or short ‘a’? Please get back to us with your phonetic spelling. It’s political. Today we’re gonna have a little chat. We’re cracking up, you guys. And NOT in a funny way. We are sick and tired and flummoxed and fed up with watching you guys lumber about, with no good understanding […]

The Art of Good Soup: A STEWpid debate

Listen up, nerds. This is serious business … we need ANSWERS.  Have you ever found yourself, finger up your nose, one foot in a cranberry bog, the other in your friend’s mouth, wondering WHAT on Earth is the difference between a soup and a stew? Where do we draw the line, goddammit?! This has been […]

The Art of Good Soup: Mukbang gang

Where do we even begin? Like… what? What is going ON? Help us out. Here’s the sitch. We are Mr. and Mrs. Struggle. Welcome aboard the struggle bus! Destination: a shortcut from nothing to nothingness. It was Saturday evening (isn’t it always?) and we had plansies. A hot date in Ellie’s kitchen (we’ll never tell […]

The Art of Good Soup: Oh, nuts!

You guys, there’s drama. Not naming names, but one member of our duo tried to poison Cole. It wasn’t Ellie, we swear.  Here’s a little pro tip for the fans. If you cannot put nuts in your mouth without your parts swelling in size, do not try to eat Tom… Yum soup, that is.  Allow […]

The Art of Good Soup: Lester v. Reese, 2022

Good morning, Your Honor. We’re now calling the case of Lester v. Reese. Today we’ll be having a hearing on the matter of chowder; are both parties present and ready to proceed?  Lester: Yes, Your Honor.  Reese: We’re ready, Your Honor.  Lester: Who’s ‘we?’ You’re alone.  Reese: That’s how you speak in court, idiot.  Lester: […]

The Art of Good Soup: Are udon(e) yet?

This is a message for Shanghai Moon Restaurant in Medford, Mass. If you are not Shanghai Moon, or our Uber Eats driver, Diamond, keep scrolling. This does not concern you.  An eternal struggle in life is waiting: When something’s too hot, when you need news, when someone’s doing you a favor and you’re waiting for […]

The Art of Good Soup: What’s (so)up nerds?

Last semester, we wrote a column about soup. Some found it funny, others found it cringey and some of you downright despised it. We felt all three. And so of course, we’re going to do it again. Now for those of you who are new, here’s the spiel: this is a column about good soup. […]

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