Easter egg hunts are probably the greatest thing to come out of Jesus' resurrection. Little kids duking it out in the backyard for little plastic capsules filled with goodies? You don't have to be Christian to appreciate this G-rated version of Hunger Games.
10) A winning Mega Millions ticket: With half of a billion dollars, think of all the Funyons we could buy!
9) Crack: Also a great gift to receive during Passover. It may not be leavened, but it will get you high!
8) Yolk: An oldie but goodie. Chug it like you're Rocky.
7) Candy: Here at the Daily, we're partial to the purple Peeps. Stick 'em in the microwave for extra gooey awesomeness.
6) Danny DeVito: This pint-sized actor could probably fit into an Easter egg. We'd snuggle up with him this Sunday; after all, he keeps that bald head of his buffed to perfection.
5) Nothing: Let's face it, you're probably Nana's least favorite grandchild.
4) A smurf: These blue munchkins are small, and according to Gargamel, absolutely scrumtrulescent.
3) An owl: The Arts Department is nuts about these hooters.
2) Star of David: JC was Jewish! We want some kosher Jesus times this Easter Sunday.
1) Tooth: Preferably a molar, but beggars can't be choosers.
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Compiled by the Daily Arts Department
