Much like the rest of the Kardashians' self-indulgent lives, Kim's wedding to Kris Humphries — how serendipitous that they both spell their names with a "K" — was televised over the long weekend. If you were one of the 4.4 million viewers who tuned in for the two-part segment on Sunday and Monday night, we've compiled a list of 10 better ways you could have wasted four hours of your life.
10. Read two pages of "Ulysses" (1922). Then reread them until you understand.
9. Watch all of "Lawrence of Arabia" (1962). You'll even have 24 minutes left over to look at LOLcats or something.
8. Develop the ultimate secret handshake.
7. Wait in line outside 123, just to have the party end five minutes after you walk through the door.
6. Grow an awesome man-stache. Kudos if it resembles Salvador Dali's or Colonel Sanders'.
5. Severely overcook a grilled cheese sandwich. Then eat it anyways, ‘cause it's college. Or should we say kollege?
4. Do squats and leg presses until you get that Kardashian a--.
3. Sit on the couch and stuff your face until you get that other Kardashian's a--.
2. Watch Kim and Ray J's sex tape over and over and over. Sexy can I?
1. Khloe got married?
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Compiled by the Daily Arts Department
