First, there was Miley Cyrus in the shower. Then, there was Vanesssa Hudgens in her birthday suit. Then the iPhone Blake Lively photos. And now, surprise — a topless photo of supposedly good-girl Taylor Swift has been leaked onto the Internet. Clearly, these girls have taken "sharing is caring" to heart. And while the Arts section always enjoys a good nude — get your minds out of the gutter, we're talking about Edgar Degas! — there are some celebrities we just prefer with their tops on.
10. Kristen Stewart: Maybe if we were turned on by printer paper, snow and Apple products. (We're trying to say she's really pale.)
9. Julian Assange: We hear he's not a regular bather...
8. Mark Wahlberg: Go watch "Boogie Nights" (1997) again. Dude has a third nipple. That's some circus-freak s--t.
7. Paula Deen: All the butter and spray tan's got to go somewhere.
6. Danny DeVito: This guy looks like a member of the Lollipop Guild crossed with a pregnant Santa Claus. Shirts on, please!
5. Hillary Clinton: Her necklines are that high for a reason, folks.
4. Winnie-the-Pooh: There's nothing under the pants; we don't want to risk anything under the shirt.
3. Vladimir Putin: Although it's been a few years since Putin circulated his iconic bareback-horse-riding-campaign photos, we think it's safe to say that few of us are ready for another round. Pray that for next year's race he finds a new PR guy.
2. Betty White: Her show might be called "Hot in Cleveland," but we're not so sure gravity would agree.
1. The Human Centipede: Which top?
-- compiled by the Daily Arts Department