Most frat party themes at Tufts are pretty generic. We're not necessarily unpatriotic, but one more America-themed bash, and we may just become expatriates. We thought up a few ideas to spice things up. Take them. Please.
10. "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)" (2009): Frat bros talk out of their a--esanyways.
9. Tufts Safety Alert: Dark blue hoodies only. Oh, and keep all iPhones and wallets concealed.
8. Lords and Ladies: Heaving bosoms and men in tights? What's not to love?
7. Snuggie Party: Because we all know the night's going to end with you wrapped-up alone in a blanket, anyway — might as well get a head start.
6. Insane Clown Posse: You think you know hardcore? Try getting dressed like a clown, THEN drinking.
5. Internet Meme: Nothing like getting drunk and having people yell like a goat that yells like a man.
4. Ernest Hemingway: Everyone is very drunk, but speaks only in terse statements whose true meanings are only revealed after serious contemplation.
3. Woody Allen Party: Everyone is nervous and just doesn't talk to each other. Unless it's about death.
2. Dada: No one would go.
1. Mad Men: No, a martini is not just a really big shot of vodka.
