This week, 17-year-old "Gossip Girl" star and rocker of The Pretty Reckless, Taylor Momsen, flashed her hoohas onstage at a show. She then asked people not to take pictures or videos — because that's not right! In honor of Momsen's girls, the Daily Arts Department presents our top 10 favorite naked things.
10. Janet Jackson's right boob: Making a surprise guest appearance that thrilled parents everywhere, Janet's boob rocked way harder than Justin Timberlake.
9. Donald Duck: Have you ever noticed that Donald Duck doesn't wear pants? He doesn't, and it's creepy, and you will never be the same again.
8. Us under our clothes: Look at the person to your left. Now look to your right. And then your head exploded.
7. Owls: Yes, they are.
6. Rufus, naked mole rat: Who needs a Labrador retriever when you have a shriveled, hairless rodent who can help you foil the plots of Dr. Drakken? (Warning: Real naked mole rats are almost completely blind and do not eat nachos.)
5. NQR: It's always a mystery as to who enjoys it more: the plastered, disrobed freshmen or the sketchy locals who come to spectate.
4. Naked Fruit Juice: The only naked thing on this list that you can drink. Plus, there's no added sugar or preservatives!
3. Pre-lapsarian Adam and Eve: A paradise where you could frolic around without pants on? Screw enlightenment, the real reason mankind should be pissed at these biblical screw-ups is the loss of a divine state of nudity.
2. Rose in "Titanic" (1997), aka the first boobies you ever saw: Kate Winslet's topless scene in the second highest-grossing movie of all time is a nudie milestone for basically everyone born in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s.
1. Barenaked Ladies: They said it themselves in "One Week" (1998): "I have the tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve/I have a history of taking off my shirt." If BNL ever did make that million dollars, it was probably all in singles. Ow oww.
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compiled by the Daily Arts Department
