This past week, we at the Daily Arts Department heard the rumor that a new-generation iPhone was leaked by an Apple employee. This is particularly odd given the company's history of secrecy surrounding its new products, but we'd like to thank the Genius (pun intended) who did this because it got us to thinking about other things we'd like to see leaked in the near future.
10. (Real) naked pictures of Megan Fox: We've seen just about every inch of this buxom vixen in magazine spreads, in posters and in our dreams. And yet, we're dying to see those last couple of inches. Giggety.
9. Not Fergie's pants: So Fergie, darling, you peed your pants in a concert. Not cool. In the future, maybe you'd want to think about wearing some Depends.
8. No Doubt's new CD: They conducted a whole tour last year on the promise that they were working on a CD for this year. So far, no date for a CD for 2010. We're hoping it's already done somewhere, waiting for some butterfingers to get it out to the public.
7. Eating Off of Plates: We just couldn't get enough of the YouTube.com phenomenon "Drinking Out of Cups," with its talking gecko spouting deranged rants. So we want a sequel, in which an animated iguana would ramble disjointedly about ceramic ware. No way. Get real.
6. The new Windows: Hey, the follow-up to Windows 7 was our idea! Because we were all thinking about how much Windows 7 sucks!
5. "Wicked Summer:" Here's the Situation: we want more "Jersey Shore," and we want it Boston style.
4. Newest Nicholas Sparks novel: We're expecting a tear-jerker that'll be begging for a Hilary Duff movie and will put Ernest Hemingway to shame. Potential title: "Bad Romance?"
3. "Toy Story 3" (2010): Disney is back with the toys we wish we had when we were young, like the nagging, elderly Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.
2. Who really shot JFK: Nobody seems to believe that it really was just Lee Harvey Oswald. We in the Arts Department suspect Colonel Mustard, in the billiards room, with the candlestick.
1. Kegs all over Spring Fling: Bring back the beer!
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compiled by the Daily Arts Department
