We at the Daily Arts Department were very excited for Judah Friedlander's comedy show this past Monday night in Cohen Auditorium. We were especially anxious to see what would be on his iconic hat, and we think that "Campeón del Mundo" was a pretty good showing. This also got us to thinking, so we decided to assemble our Top Ten ideas for future hats for Mr. Friedlander.
10. ART$ Win!: We're sure Friedlander appreciates some Miley Cyrus and good grammar. We'd give him five stars if we could review him, especially if he advertised the best section of the Daily on his hat.
9. THURSDAYS AT 9:30 ON NBC: Simply put, we're smitten with NBC's fantastic sitcom "30 Rock" and think it would be hilarious if Friedlander's hat was an advertisement for the show within the show! How ironic?!
8. VON DOUCHE: Suck it, Ashton Kutcher.
7. LOCAL SPORTS TEAM: Nothing says "I don't care about sports" like a hat that ironically endorses any sports team in the hat-wearer's current location.
6. NUTTER BUTTERS: Who doesn't love Nutter Butters? Plus, we're sure there's some sort of sexual innuendo going on here…
5. HEY, EYES DOWN THERE!: Where else would they be?!
4. 8: This is what Judah's hat would say if he were a hipster in denial who had a thing for post-modernism. I mean, hey, he's already got the hipster glasses to match.
3. BODY BY HOSTESS: We're not saying Judah is fat or anything. We're just saying there's probably a correlation between his Twinkie intake and his T-shirt size.
2. HANDS OFF THE MERCH-ANDISE: Judah frequently suffers from excessive female attention because of his status as both a world champion and an international sex icon. This hat message would probably prevent him from suffering multiple instances of sexual harassment.
1. BACOW IS MY HOMEBOY: Pair it with the shirt that's been floating around campus, and you've got a winning ensemble. We love you, Larry!
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compiled by the Daily Arts Department
