Top Ten | Characters who should face off

    In keeping with the Halloween spirit, we couldn't help but notice that rival films are getting bigger and bigger these days, such as "Alien vs. Predator" (2004) and "Freddy vs. Jason" (2003). With that in mind, we set out to decide what other famous faces should duke it out.

10. WALL-E vs. E.T.: If WALL-E had come out of the closet with E.T. dressed in Drew Barrymore's clothes, we might understand his obsession with "Hello, Dolly!" a little more clearly.

9. Jigsaw vs. Steve Stifler: One is named after a tool, one is a tool. It's not really fair, though;, Jigsaw is dying (or is he already dead?) anyway, though I guess Stifler is dead inside.

8. Miley Cyrus vs. Ashley Tisdale: Ashley Tisdale and her updated nose would be no match for Cyrus, who, in case you hadn't already guessed, is a cyborg, hell-bent on the destruction of the human race.

7. Passion of the Christ vs. Little Nicky: The only thing that could make this worse is if it were written by Adam Sandler and directed by Mel Gibson. Sandler isn't Jewish, right?

6. Edward Scissorhands vs. The Rock vs. The Paperboy: Talk about the ultimate roshambo. Pit these three against each other and call it the best out of three. Although, if Johnny Depp beats the Paperboy in round one, there might not be much of him left, and nobody really wants to see The Paperboy resort to suffocation.

5. The 40-Year-Old Virgin vs. Josie Grossie (Never-Been-Kissed Girl): Imagine the heated, cherry-poppin' competition between Steve Carrell and Drew Barrymore as they play the lengthiest game of Never Have I Ever and fight to win at Spin the Bottle.
4. Beverly Hills Cop vs. Chihuahua vs. Ninja vs. Hillbillies: In Beverly Hills, amongst all of the huge houses, flashy cars and designer clothes, there are bound to be some outcasts ... and plenty of movies about them. Between Beverly Hills Cop, Ninja, Hillbillies and most recently Chihuahua, characters are going to have to start fighting for the "King of Beverly Hills" title.  Now that the application is open to other species, the brawl is bound to escalate into an epic battle, extending beyond 90210 borders.

3. LOLcats vs. Faildogs: When Internet memes collide, everybody wins. The cutest kittens face off against the dumbest dogs in a battle that will leave you saying "Awwwww, how cute. Brutal rampage, but cute." Let's hope that Numa Numa Guy and Tron Guy don't team up for a sequel.

2. The Yes Man vs. Liar Liar: It's Jim Carrey versus himself in the epic battle between resisting the urge to say no and telling lies. Imagine the possibilities: "Honey, does this make me look fat?" / "Yes, it certainly does! (D'Oh)" The film will most likely end with "the claw" savagely killing them both — or perhaps just the fact that someone asked him if he wanted to try self-immolation.

1. Zombie Strippers vs. Striptease: Sure, Demi Moore has been the reigning Hollywood stripper since the mid-'90s, but the soft-core film got shaken up when Jenna Jameson proved that strippers can actually strip better and make more money post-zombification. One has to strip so she can get her kids back; the other has a thirst for human flesh. Really, who cares which one of them wins, so long as the battle takes place with plenty of chairs, lights and poles at their disposal?