As a wise man once said, "Everything worth saying has already been said." In that ironic tradition, the Daily presents our list of the Top 10 sports quotes. They'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry, but mostly they'll save us from having to think of anything creative.
10) "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield
9) "The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top." - O.J. Simpson
8) "I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." - Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
7) "Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field." - John Madden
6) "Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win." - Former Washington Wizards coach Doug Collins
5) "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such." - Homer Simpson
4) "You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap thunder!" - Mickey, "Rocky"
3) "So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." - Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) "Caddyshack"
2) "Hey, Yankees, you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your a-!" - "The Bad News Bears"
1) "I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" - Yogi Berra
