Five Of London’s Best Burritos

For someone who once vowed that his lone alternate profession to being a rapper would be "a f****n' rapist in a Jason mask," it's remarkable how little turbulence Eminem has caused in recent memory. His year-long Rihanna-assisted comeback in 2010 notwithstanding, the best-selling rapper in history has spent the better part of a decade on the outskirts of the rap music scene - a far cry from when he was overwhelmingly at its forefront at the opening of the century.

Sadly, the man born Marshall Bruce Mathers III has been subject to a wide range of personal demons, including a second divorce, battles with drug addiction and the loss of his best friend. All of these have combined to significantly limit the output of one of hip-hop's most phenomenally gifted and troubled megastars over the latter half of his career.

With the release of his first album in three years, "The Marshall Mathers LP 2," will it be time to exorcise these demons?

Hard to say. It's doubtful that this album - or any rap record in the foreseeable future, frankly - will be able to generate the level of commercial success and cultural backlash that defined Eminem's signature release, "The Marshall Mathers LP" (2000). But 13 years later, the album's sequel offers plenty of reminders of what first made Mr. Mathers one of the most magnetic and unavoidable figures in the hip-hop landscape - reasons that extend well beyond his status as "the" white rapper.

On this record, Eminem finally manages to embrace his role as an emcee, after having contemplated leaving it behind for so long. Whereas his more recent albums, "Relapse" (2009) and "Recovery" (2010), have displayed signs of skepticism, with lyrics like " ... I may be done with rap / I need a new outlet ..." and "F**k you hip-hop / I'm leaving you / My life sentence is served," the verdict here is different: "Don't know what the f**k I would doing if it weren't rap / Probably be a giant turd-sack."

Indeed, there are plenty of moments on "Marshall Mathers LP 2" which prove that if anyone was born to rap, it's Eminem. At this point, he refuses to let anyone deny him his rightful place in the upper echelons of hip-hop. On 2002's "Til I Collapse," he told listeners, "In this industry, I'm the cause of a lot of envy / So when I'm not put on this list, the s**t does not offend me." However, that is clearly no longer the case: "F**k top five ... I'm top four / And that includes Biggie and Pac ..." he raps on "Evil Twin," adding "And I got an evil twin, so who do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?"

Tough question. But Eminem certainly does his part to back up that boast time and time again on this album. It's hard to imagine any other emcee pulling off the combination of speed rap, rhyme scheme and verbal energy to the mind-blowing extent that Eminem manages on "Rap God" and "Berzerk," among other tracks. At age 41, his versatility as a rapper remains as singular as ever.

Always renowned for his storytelling gifts, Eminem shows audiences what he's made of with tracks like the introspective "Legacy" and "Stronger Than I Was." The standout, though, has to be the seven-minute album-opener, "Bad Guy."

After long deliberating a sequel to his signature single, "Stan," off of his first album (Lil Wayne stepped up to the plate with his own take on the topic, 2011's "Dear Anne"), Eminem finally pulls off the feat by rapping as Stan's little brother, Matthew, who is bent on avenging Stan's death.

The original remains quite possibly the most hair-raising rap song of all time. Amazingly, the sequel finishes not far behind.

Like his last album, "Recovery," "The Marshall Mathers LP 2" includes several collaborations that may seem odd and overly commercial on paper, but work surprisingly well on the record. Fun.'s lead singer, Nate Reuss, is featured on "Headlights," a sorrowful reflection on Eminem's relationship with his mother, and Reuss's contribution makes the song all the more affecting and memorable. "The Monster" builds well upon the masochistic themes of Slim Shady's past duets with Rihanna. And it goes without saying that "Love Game," the first-ever Eminem-Kendrick Lamar faceoff, is a must-listen.

In the end, while this 21-track album may have been better off with about five fewer songs - although, to be fair, this same critique could be applied to more than one of his past records - "The Marshall Mathers LP 2" still emerges as one of the most satisfying entries in this iconic emcee's catalogue. It's the "tragic portrait of an artist tortured / Trapped in his own drawings," as Eminem himself explains on the opening track.

The results are admirable.

Swiftly making their way up the ranks as king of the fast-food world are the freshly prepared, simple, and dangerously moreish, burritos.

Here we round up five of the best places in London to grab one.
1 | Poncho 8

Providing a healthier burrito option for the people of London (you can check the nutritional values online), ex-financial businessmen Frank Yeung and Nick Troen first set up shop in Spitalfields back in September 2009. They now boast five outlets including St Pauls and Soho.

Using only the finest ingredients, Poncho 8 marinate their chicken in lime juice, cumin and paprika, while their pork is smothered in juniper berries, bay leaves and fresh oregano before slow cooked to juicy perfection.

Their branded chili is also available from Harvey Nichols, and comes in three great flavours – Smoky Medium, Garlic and Super Hot Fuego (that’s ‘fire’ in Spanish).
2 | Chilango

Back in 2006 founders Eric and Dan embarked on a gastronomical adventure to Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco (it’s a hard life) in order to bring the best of the Mexican flavours to London. And so far they’ve done a pretty good job.

From chili-marinated steak to oven-braised pork – which includes the deliciously charred fatty edges, each burrito is filled with a generous dollop of coriander-lime rice, cheese/sour cream, beans and chunky homemade salsa.
3 | Daddy Donkey

Tucked away on Leather Lane, the self-proclaimed ‘kick-ass Mexican grill’ Daddy Donkey does exactly that – serve a kick-ass Mexican grill. Started by Joel Henderson back in 2005, the burrito cart serves the Daddy D burrito – a ‘big-ass’ flour tortilla with all the usuals. Choose from five fillings including Carnitas (pulled pork shoulder & leg, slow cooked in garlic, spice and coca-cola) and marinated chargrilled chicken. And of course don’t forget to ask for a shot of guacamole at the end.

With market-goers and lunchtime traders it gets pretty busy at lunchtime, so get there early to avoid disappointment.
4 | Luardos

Since 2006, Luardos’ Jesus H Van (it’s blue) have been serving homemade burritos – also known to locals as the perfect hangover cure – stuffed with your choice of meat (chicken breast, carnitas, chipotle or beef), black beans, tomato salsa, sour cream, lettuce and fresh coriander. If you fancy a double dose of meat, you can always add extra chorizo.

His hot sister van Mary (yes, it’s pink) is the one who ‘gets around’ so make sure you follow her on Twitter for regular updates on where she’ll be next. Expect a lengthy queue during lunchtimes.
5 | Freebird Burritos

Dangerously close to the Esquire offices on Berwick Street Market, this burrito stand offers a fuss free, faster-than-light service.

There are three easy steps to follow: pick the meal, pick the meat – our pick of the bunch is the tender medium-rare marinated steak – and add a generous portion of salsa. To really kick it up a notch we recommend you go for the Smoky Medium – a tomatillo based salsa with fresh herbs & seasoning with, you guessed it, a smoky twist.