No matter how sexually expressive or experienced one might be, there comes a point when two partners hit a repetitive cycle. Getting spanked from behind or reverse cowgirl doesn't provide the stimulation you once loved, and you can literally envision your entire routine in bed. Sometimes, it takes a little spontaneity to revive your inner sexual fire.
A college dorm room can serve as a prison cell entrapping your sexual needs. There is only so much that can be accomplished in a 12-by-nine-foot cinder-block reformatory. Thinking outside your box can bring some sexual fun and a level of unexpected excitement.
There are plenty of spots on campus that serve as the perfect place to explore sexual acts. Everyone either has (or wishes to have had) sex in the book stacks of Tisch. It's been done, which takes the fun out of being the first to come up with the idea. But don't write Tisch off just yet; the cubbies are an exceptional place to please both partners. Having one person sit in the chair and the other under the cubicle can cause some fabulous ideas to spring up. Male or female, both partners can experience the excitement of going under, knowing there are others around.
In these circumstances, it is important to wear a poker face. Just like the card game, it is crucial to always keep a straight face even when you know you have a good hand, or tongue, on the table. The point of doing sexual acts in public is to keep your composure and fool everyone around you. Giving off any expressions can cause speculation and force you and your partner to fold, and there is nothing worse than not finishing a game knowing that there is a big ante building.
Tisch is not the only great resource on campus. The Joey has provided us with more than an unreliable service to Davis. We have all experienced the whiplash and bumpy bus service one too many times. The turbulence can provide constant up and down motion — great for those in need of a change in scenery. Doing it on the Joey can be accomplished by riding it late at night and by the female wearing a skirt or long coat. Make sure to sit in the back of the bus and have the girl look as though she is sitting on the gentleman's lap. After getting properly situated, let the locomotion of Joe take control; just remember, you have about eight minutes to Davis, so hope the journey is rocky.
Lecture courses can serve as a great place for partners to express sexual fantasies. The segment on cane toads in environmental bio can only be so fulfilling before your mind starts to wonder about more interesting and exciting things. Sitting in the back of the lecture hall with a coat, vibrating panties and a remote can make any lecture go from dull to swell. Have your man place the coat over his lap and proceed to find a certain something with your fingers. Make sure he is still taking notes: a) so that nothing seems obvious and b) because it's humorous to read what he wrote afterward. For your pleasure, hand your partner the remote to the vibrating panties, and let him have control during lecture. Suddenly, you will enjoy 9:30 classes on Friday mornings.
So if your sexual routine seems to continuously go from front to back, I challenge you and your partner to take it public. Remember: your poker face is the most important component, a straight face fools the others, and it's the best, laying down a royal flush with a smile at the end of the game.
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Logan Crane is a junior majoring in political science. She can be reached at Logan.Crane@tufts.edu.
